Definitions by corolla4321

Purple Sumbrero 

Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.

Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!

Purple Sumbrero by corolla4321 September 21, 2014