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Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.
Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!
by corolla4321 September 21, 2014
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