Neti Pee 

The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.

Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!

Neti Pee by apound21 December 5, 2009

Recipee-pee 

A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.

Oh my gawd, this recipee-pee just made me cream my panties guy!

Recipee-pee by Dr.FartScientist May 9, 2020

ski-er pee-er 

When a woman has to stand in a 'ski' position to use a public bathroom because the facility doesn't supply the toilet seat covers or she has a huge germophobia.

Woman: "Hey, Bob, I received a great workout last night."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."

ski-er pee-er by P-Dawg B March 2, 2009

period pee 

The strange smelling urine produced when a woman is on her period.

That public bathroom smells like crap, fish, and period pee.

period pee by Sex! February 3, 2008

squat to pee syndrome 

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass

Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.

Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.

squat to pee syndrome by Jaquan Jackson July 8, 2011

Chris Pee Cream 

A guy with a long dong, full of semen.

Man, I sure like those Chris Pee Creams at the local bar.

Chris Pee Cream by Jay Lo August 9, 2007

National Pee on Evan Day 

May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!

Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him

National Pee on Evan Day by Gabriel sojsjsjvsvshhs April 11, 2019