teddy bear trees

When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.

''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''

by DaynaL. July 7, 2021

Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.

David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.

by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014

tree-slaughteringly awesome

incredible in a gruesome, morally profane, who-gives-a-shit kind of way.

we're going to tear this shit up tonight.. it's gonna be tree-slaughteringly awesome.

by MikoIchigo May 15, 2009

Tree Fish Bob

Tree Fish Bob is a drawing that was made and I thought more people should know about it! how you draw it is you draw a wide circle, do 2 upside down L for the legs with an extra line in the bottom, curvy lines for the arms (the curvier the better), small circles for the eyes and a party hat

Dude1 ^yo can you tell me something to draw^
Dude2 ^draw tree fish bob^
Dude1 ^good idea^

by HotCocoCake116 January 17, 2020

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018

Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021

like a willow tree

Getting so High you feel like droopy kid.

We are about to get like a willow tree!

by Choadzilla March 8, 2015