math

when someone usually your teacher or parent wants you to die

teacher 1: how should i try to kill my kids today?
teacher: why don't you give them some math

by planzzee November 12, 2021

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

Maths

A horrible and useless subject

Hey bro we got maths next

AHHHHH!!! Kill me now!!!

by Chicken……89 November 16, 2021

Math

Mental, abuse, to, humans

Fuck math honestly

by Blurr brain November 19, 2021

Cool Math Games

A website that (usually bored students) used to play free games. It is also the death of schools and teachers.

"Bro, I just finished grinding this game on cool math games; I completely missed whatever Mrs. Williams just said."
"I think it was something about decomposers. I was playing Cool Math too."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022

Math

something that unfortunately exist and is taught in school it

noun, medieval torture method

FUCK I GOT SENTENCED TO MATH

by skelevones March 9, 2022

Math teacher

A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.

Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it

by Meth teacher March 11, 2022