Math

Best form of torture. You wanna torture your friends? teach them math. You wanna absolutely crush that annoying friend that always asks your lunch? teach them algebra. It is a weapon in disguise

Bro i just math'd my bully. He doesn't come to school anymore...
Cool

by SpaceRaptor November 15, 2022

MATH

The acronym:
𝐌ental
𝐀buse
𝐓o
𝐇umans

My friend: Hey the first day of school was great, I can't wait to learn about science!
Me: Tru, but DID YOU KNOW THEY DID MATH IN SCHOOl
My friend: What... no...NO..NOOOOOOO!! WHY GOD WHY

by Mrs.Froggy June 12, 2018

Math

torture

Timmy said he liked math. Timmy is a liar.

by Abyss_Trips November 19, 2023

Math

Mental
Abuse

To
Humans

I hate math

Tommy: UGHHHH I have math today!!
Fred: SUCKER

by The Sad Girl February 7, 2017

Iqra Math and Science Academy

a place where you read Quran and get fucked

Fuck oxford me and my homies go to Iqra Math and Science Academy

by imsa groper June 17, 2022

Singapori Math

A kind of alien math from a rebel island that was once part of Malaysia, where they learn and teach math word problems in a local dialect called Singlish, using rectangles, lines, and dotted lines, which the people there call “bar models,” with most of them looking arguably ugly.

Local teachers told an Englishman that Singapori Math is a rojak or mélange of methodologies and pedagogies, with ingredients from both the East and the West—when the island was trying to solve its population’s high innumeracy rate in the seventies.

by Numerati March 15, 2024

Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.

"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."

by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022