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You Just Got Coached

when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.
person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
You Just Got Coached by el Epico January 16, 2012

am just keeping it for a mate 

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.

in just under the wire 

When people say "in just under the wire" means that someone did something at the last minute or moment, or something happened at last minute, for example:
" - I'm sorry , i didn't hear my alarm.

- So that's why you came in just under the wire? "

let's all just get a bong and toke about it 

when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.

(let's all just get along and talk about it)
George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...

Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it

That's just vague enough to work 

A statement used to agree with another statement or plan. Different adjectives can be used in place of vague:
insane
crazy
dumb
etc.
Boy A: "So we'll knock on the door."
Boy B: "And then?
Boy A: "Then we'll do something else."
Boy B: "Wow that's just vague enough to work."

We can't just make someone else's fish! 

(noun): A saying dating back to medieval Europe (apx 1100 C.E.). Originally meant to denote one fishmonger's unwillingness to copy his competitor's sign (and thus claim that he sold the same kind of fish), the saying has come to refer to any general unwillingness to copy someone else's work, specifically when requested to do so by a customer.
"I was wondering if you could make me some copies of this licensed product."
"Sorry but they own the rights to it. We can't just make someone else's fish!"