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Jimmyism 

1. (noun) A configuration which does not exist on a server or network infrastructure after a reboot or power down / up; a configuration that was never permanently saved.

2. (noun) A configuration that is so complex or abstract that only the creator can decipher it. See Also: enigma
1.
Tech One: I rebooted the firewall last night...
Tech Two: So?
Tech One: It didn't have any routes when it came back up.
Tech Two: LOL. You've been hit by a Jimmyism.

2.
Tech One: Did you look at that config?
Tech Two: Yup.
Tech One: Did you understand it?
Tech Two: Absolutely not.
Tech One: I guess it's a Jimmyism.
Jimmyism by Slite September 20, 2008
jokingly talking about some ones car. like jammy or jammer. usually a cheap car, not fast... best when used making fun of owner with out him knowing for thinking he's got a serious ride.
"steal that jammy from your gramma?"

"lets go to Wendys, lets take your jammy"
jammy by johnny abs/ southie March 31, 2007
Rejecting peanut butter and jam sandwiches (or any sandwich which uses jam as a major component) based on its texture.
"I don't like peanut and butter sandwiches. They are too jammy".
Jammy by Crissy87 June 13, 2009
In the film "BOYS N THE HOOD," Tre Styles (Cuba Gooding Jr.) said, ' Even if i wear a jimmy she ain't down for it.'
Jimmy by biggjohnson May 20, 2016
Person 1; He Doesn't Like Doing It With A Jimmy
jimmy by Kayzz99 December 12, 2013

Jummycuck 

when the penis pipes get clogged up because crusty cum has hardened on the tip of the cock
MAN! i had to use diaper whipes to get off dat jummycuck!