Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.

“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”

by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018

butter jerky

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.

My friend smells like butter jerky.

by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018

a jergy

A Jergy is a large black male but is truly white on the inside. He is upsest with girls and is always asking for help but nothing just ever seems to workout in denial. He also lies a lot!

Your a jergy!

by JergyLover69 January 23, 2018

Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.

Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.

by Milkmanluv February 6, 2018

stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

Packson Jerrault

This man is mental. On GD frfr.
He can’t even count his dad gum a bs and cs
He’s in love with any freshman female but had
S adeadly fear of rejection ;_(
He thinks he’s cool because he has a shitty Toyota Camry with a engine upgrade goddamn

The Packson Jerrault is a loner for life on GD

by Leadleleleledlelele May 13, 2018

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker

Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!

by dickGlitter March 31, 2018