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Hockeytown

Detroit MI. but it should be Buffalo NY, home to the Sabres. The team that the best goalie to ever play the game, Dominek Hasek, deserted for the Red Wings.
Fuck You Dominek Hasek, for signing with the Red Wings.
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Hockey

a sport, that in the USA, nobody cares about. At all. Mostly because Americans have far better sports to watch, Like Football, Basketball, and Baseball. I have tremendous respect for hockey and it's players, and I watch every Duck's game I can, but to honestly compare it to Football, Basketball, or Baseball is just rediculous.
Canadien: Oh did you catch that Hockey game yesterday?

American: Hockey? They dont even have that on TV in America most of the time.

Canadien: WHAT!? NO HOCKEY!? HOW CAN YOU LIVE!?

American: Well, usually I like to watch Football, Basketball, or Baseball.

Canadien: HA! FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE GAY STEROID MONKEYS, BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE PUSSYS AND BASEBALL IS THE FUCKIN MOST BORING AND GAY SPORT EVER!

American: Go watch some hockey fag

Canadien: Ok
by Spikesy July 5, 2006
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ECAC Hockey

The ECAC hockey league is no doubt the best damn college hockey league of this fine nation.

Comprised of: RPI, St. Lawrence, Colgate, Harvard, Cornell, Dartmouth, Yale, Princeton, Brown, Union, Quinnipiac, and those cockmasters at Clarkson.
The ECAC Hockey should disown Clarkson cause they suck the cock too much. Clarkson is even worse than those newbie ass monger's at Quinnipiac.
by skeetonmytits December 13, 2008
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hockey

best fucking sport in the world. all the guys i kno at school that play football are fuckin pussies. and im tired with people steriotyping hockey with a sport where all you do is fight. they need to fucking learn the game and realize that you fuckin screw ur team over if you fight and you cant just go around hitting kids with sticks, that would be a slash you dumb bitches. and im also sick of canadians calling out americans. im american and im a die hard hockey fan. i lived in canada for a while and loved it. if ur canadian and reading this please realize that there are tons of people that adore hockey. i live in michigan so i guess its easy to love hockey here cause our other sports teams suck exspecially the lions. i hate basketball pussies that cant take shit. you dont even have to try out for football at our school you just make the team. and hockey doesnt have drug problems like every other sport. so all the retards that havent played or watch hockey yet you need to stop dogging it. cause you cant say shit unless youve laced up your skates and held a stick and have taken a slapshot to the throught and broke a kids stick on your chest and broke your collarbone in 3 place from getting boarded. you pussy shits
american deuche bag: football is tougher than hockey

hockey players: say it again bitch and well rip you spleen out through your cock

american deuche bag: id like to see that assholes

hockey players: alright you hold him down and ill do the dirty work. alright

splat squirt

american deuche bag: in a very high pitched voice. ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeee. *cries like a basketball pussy*

hockey players: shut ur fucking mouth ive seen worse things in the locker room. hockey locker rooms are where 30% of all rapes in the world happen.
by falcon33b March 13, 2009
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Field Hockey

Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).
Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals

Guy: No I went to the Hockey game

Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game

Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey

Girl: Oh

Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks

Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right

Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?

Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian

Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...
by Scottie the great March 7, 2009
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ice hockey

what preppie queers from out east call hockey
Landon Fag: Hey, guys, lets go play ice hockey
Minnesota stud: fag
by anonymous October 28, 2004
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Hooker Bowling

An activity when three people ride around in a pickup tuck in an area with hookers, one person hanging a $20 bill out the passenger window one driving, and one hiding in the bed of the truck. Driving at a low speed, when enough hookers follow the truck the person in the truck bed jumps out and tries to tackle as many hookers as they can at one time.
Hey, do you want to go hooker bowling tonight? I bet I can get about 3 or 4.
by jayjayg189 October 20, 2011
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