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Wood Hammer

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.
My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.
by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022
mugGet the Wood Hammermug.

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!
by TechieD April 5, 2011
mugGet the Shaft Hammermug.

Anus Hammer

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!
by alpete August 7, 2008
mugGet the Anus Hammermug.

Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.
Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
by flulaborg August 30, 2023
mugGet the Fizzle Hammermug.

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 11, 2019
mugGet the Packing hammersmug.

The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
by JD4thebest October 25, 2012
mugGet the The Hammermug.

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 11, 2019
mugGet the Packing hammersmug.

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