French Lawn 

Another term in "Hollywood" in the world hair removal - full removal of hair by waxing, of the pubic and rectal area.

A: Just had a French Lawn
B: Ouch!

French Lawn by Slobert August 27, 2013

french parking ticket 

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

french parking ticket by MattsRight August 19, 2013

French Licked

A dance where you drop your pelvis to the ground, drag it across the floor, while bowling and wearing a beret; celebrating the whole time.

I got a strike and French Licked after twerking.

French Licked by HR Hero November 13, 2013

french flute 

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

french flute by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

french butter keeper 

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.

Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.

french butter keeper by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013

french truffle 

The act of shitting repeatedly into a box over a period of time with the intentions of giving it to a family member as a present for the holidays.

I gave my brother a french truffle for Christmas because he pissed me off.

french truffle by JP Schlong January 4, 2014

French Circus 

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

French Circus by ragnor May 12, 2014