empomt

“empomt” means “eat my pussy out my thong”

I told Mario to empomt

by 🦋🦋 December 7, 2019

Empire State Building

to get a boner off of something

damn that girl is hot im getting an Empire State building right now!!

by dingusdong445 December 10, 2019

Employabilitieless

A person who quits job whilst in work and is therefore without a job.

Trudy would rather be Employabilitieless than help someone move out.

by Trudythebeast November 1, 2019

Emperor Trump

The supreme lord of America who wants to build a wall to secure his castle so he can finally focus on becoming a full orange and using his ultimate power to delete China and trap all of the silly silly libtards in a safe corner prison.

Emperor Trump is not pleased with you Obama.

by Magic music man December 31, 2019

Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

empolpy

Employee that are so dedicated to their work that they are obvious to their surroundings.

That empolpy was working on their phone and fell right in to that water fountain.

by DontHaveAFit January 23, 2020

Empty watermelon

When you thought you were getting something

Guy 1 : Man I thought she was gonna let me fuck.
Guy 2 : nah she was just an empty watermelon cuh.

by The wise skunk January 28, 2020