A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.
Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."
by Linjin November 10, 2022
by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020
by Dong in my mouth 69 February 13, 2022
A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.
That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!
I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!
I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!
by oldhag89 March 01, 2022
by Humankind August 22, 2014