nasty crotch

A Crotch that has been smothered in shit for sexual gratification

"How was last night?"
"I gave her a nasty crotch"

by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015

crotch pin

Grabbing someone by the head and then forcing their face into one's genitalia

Jim and Bob lost their friendship when Jim gave Bob a crotch pin

by DogeOfWow April 13, 2014

Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018

cream of the crotch

it means good you dirty minded frick

your playlist is cream of the crotch

by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021

Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.

Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?

by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025

Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

Crimson crotch

same as a fire crotch, flaming red pubic hairs.

"Damn Becky is hot!" -Bob
"I wouldnt touch that ole crimson crotch for anything." - Sam

by D-Miller June 11, 2008