Carpenter

Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.

Dude, get up off the floor and stop being a damn crack carpenter.

by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020

carpetboomering

Shitting inside a rolled up carpet and sealing the ends, filling it over several weeks before it explodes.

Dude, Alex G. got caught when he went carpetboomering.

by grr gon February 6, 2020

carpe perdiem

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.

He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

carper

A person who carps

I don't have the bag I cannot lie I'm not a carper

by Perfect_ovacado April 24, 2020

carpetcore

An aesthetic specifically for dirty, cursed or creepy fursuits or plushies, basically any fursuits or plushies that are in a setting that they normally aren't in

"That dirty fursuit is carpetcore"

"Did you hear of carpetstain? He's carpetcore"

by Big kadoodle June 25, 2020

Carpet bombing

After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen

A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.

by Washington Penis Man July 22, 2020

Carpet Bomb

Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver

Mike carpet bombed Brittany’s hairy beaver.

by Xoboots July 28, 2020