Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

Cafferkey

Scadinavian noun for a vagina.

Greg “hey Derek you got a penis?”

Derek “nah I have a Cafferkey”

by Castiel02 May 8, 2018

coffee stand

THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH

COFFEE STAND THAT HOLDS MY COFFEE BITCH

by DUNCAN'S COCK May 16, 2018

Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018

coffee

Term used by the dolan twins stan twitter geoupchat to express a gossip or personal information belonging to someone else; the tea ; the scoop; news

Spill the coffee about what happened at the club.

by Risa. August 5, 2018

Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.

"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"

by Penbutt er September 6, 2018

coffee

coffee: life support

im dying i need coffee!

by pudge2359 September 19, 2018