A syndrome that occurs in females who were attractive for the beginning part of their life, but after high school/college, their bodies burned out and now are considered below average on the male attraction scale. Opposite of wine syndrome.

Person A: Great to be here at the high school reunion.

Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?

Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?

Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome

Cheese syndrome by JustThatGuy June 3, 2009

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Cheese Caking

Verb, the act of a male pretending to be a female in an RPG computers game to earn favors from male players.

I was new to Diablo, so I started cheese caking to get myself some gear.

I needed some help with a quest so I cheese caked this guy into helping me.

I was bored last night so I pretended to be a women, and this dude from Maryland totally went for it. ie... Cheese caking.

Cheese Caking by typherious April 14, 2010

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cheese slice

1. a random image inserted into a television show or movie by a creator with no special significance but which fans attribute deep meaning to and debate about said meaning at length. The term stems from a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, 04.22 "Restless." The term can also be applied to any of the following:

2. any confusing image which causes a person to realize she is literally or figuratively dreaming

3. something which will not protect a person

4. something for which one clears a space, especially if space is already available or time should be spent on more pressing matters

5. an existential question or riddle

1. Look, I listened to the director's commentary. The bald guy is just a cheese slice--there's no deep meaning behind his appearance.

2. It all seemed so real, but my dog driving an ice cream truck was a real cheese slice and I knew I had to wake up.

I thought I could trust my best friend until I got smacked with a cheese slice: she was having an affair with my boyfriend!

3. I don't know if I want to ride with you--your Geo Metro is a total cheese slice in an accident.

4. I know I told my sister I would babysit, but I cheese-sliced in coffee with Nathan instead.

5. The real cheese slice is whether I wear the pants or the pants wear me.

cheese slice by JossedGrrl February 3, 2010

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