Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

Feelings Boner

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is cute and affectionate it gives your feelings a boner.

Oh my god Mikayla, you are so cute. You just gave me a feelings boner.

by Babelyloo May 16, 2019

Liquid Boner

Another name for making a girl wet.

"Man, you totally give me a liquid boner just then! I'm so wet!"

by LOLingAllTheWay March 12, 2014

Bagpipe Boner

An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.

"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."

"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."

by Miss-terElliot December 28, 2013

Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services

Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner

by Johnpricey July 15, 2019

Fanboy Boner

The sort of boner one gets when they see something they are very passionate about

He got a fanboy boner after seeing the new trailer for his favortie franchise

by AyysianBoi June 15, 2018