Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Beaver Pat

Patting or gently tapping a vagina.

I gave my wife a little beaver pat to get things going.

by Pghguy October 29, 2019

Beaver

An unshaven vagine.

Yo bro did you see that beaver?
Yeah bro I didn’t realize I was visiting the tropical rainforest.

by BeaveGoose January 25, 2020

Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.

Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!

by Fllee68 February 13, 2020

beaverspit

A cool guy that spits on his opponents in smash bros and that has good drawings in Drawception

Man: I went against BeaverSpit last night and lost.
Man 2: So thats why your so wet.

by BeaverSpit February 24, 2020

Beaver tail

Taking a big shit and letting it hang out your ass.

Let’s take a picture with a beaver tail

by Albertish March 25, 2020