Basshat

A basshat is a word that describes someone who is a dork, nerd, geek, egghead, anything that would describe a stereotypical LOSER

It’s football, not sportsball, you basshat!

by darksouls2lover June 18, 2025

bassoon

A very funny word in multiple languages...

F*gotto
Φ*γκότο

Guy 1: I'm a furry
Guy 2: Seal you bassoon

by anonym_1924940 November 23, 2025

Basson Effect

When you cannot tell if a girl is hot or not. Attractiveness could depend on the day, outfit, time, or mental status.

Jami is the best example of the basson effect, she is hot but so chopped at the same time!
She’s such a basson.

by Bartholomew Rupert January 18, 2026

Tha Bassment

Syrian dick suckers attempt to be cool by putting ramps in his basement that are the shittiest things EVER and telling everyone to come ride but nobody wants to because they are 3' tall. YOU ARE A FAT ASS!

Mindset owns your soul

by Nik April 15, 2005

playing basson

a code-word for female scissoring

Me and Natalie are playing basson later

by MR. P12EZIDENT January 2, 2011

Critical Bassline

The thing you think of when you hear anything.

Teacher - "Tango"

Student - "Critical Bassline!"

by Ublind April 6, 2012

dirty bassler

One whom has not taken a shower in so long that they look like they may have a severe case of scabies meets psoriasis!

Look at the flakes falling off that dudes shoulders hey must be a Dirty Bassler!

by j dog 297 November 19, 2013