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Woman

You know, I’ll never understand the other half.
Person 1: “Hey, who’s that woman over there?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s Katie. I don’t understand her, she is so cryptic.”
Person 1: “I guess we’ll never understand women.”
by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023
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woman

guy 1: I like my woman like i like my microwave
guy 2: how?
guy 1: hot and in the kitchen
by penis_man69 August 21, 2022
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Woman

Person one colon * Beats up other guy*
Person to: you don’t deserve a woman
by Purpstar615 February 12, 2023
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White woman music

Gala, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc.
Like white girl music, white woman music does not (in practice) have an exact target audience.
Unlike white girl music, it doesn't require a previously good mood or "silly" atmosphere for enjoyment.
Person 1: Yo Madonna, Kylie Minogue and a bunch of others just dropped
Person 2: Seems like white woman music making a comeback?
by Cr1ngle June 2, 2025
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woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
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Woman

Something that you will never get.
Sam: Damn, I want a woman...

Jack: Why? Slut.

Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off

Jack: exactly what a slut is.

Sam: FINE.
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Woman

If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...
Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."

Man "Ok!"

Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😐

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"

Woman "...... What the hell was that?"

Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
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