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Can i?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

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Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":

My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.

God, Garbage Can Lid rules!

by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005

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Can You Feel the Sunshine

That creepy song from Sonic R mostly known as the song of death, which is influenced by the Tails Doll from an unknown source.

Knuckles: Can You Feel The Sunshine, Sonic?
Sonic: no
Amy: I can
Tails: I can
Eggman: I can
Tails doll: Good, good. . .
Sonic: WTF 0_0

by YellaboyXB January 12, 2012

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hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 12, 2006

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I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

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can being a whore rn

When someone gets left on seen by the whole group chat so they deleted all their messages so that someone else who previously sent a message gets left on seen by the group chat

Person1: damn can being a whore rn
Person2: fr he deleted all his messages

Can: I'm a whore

by Swagger Anthony April 9, 2022

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