This is a cruel and disgusting yet funny joke to do to a friend. A cup a fart is where you walk up near to the victim. Then you take your hand and cup it over your butthole and fart. Immediately following the fart you take your cupped hand and "throw" the fart about an inch from the persons nose, opening your hand right as it gets there. In doing this it simulates the persons nose being right by your butthole when you fart. The person will usually begin to gag and you will laugh your butt off.
I felt a huge fart cooking up so I walked over near John, cupped my hand over my butt then gave him a nice cup a fart. After the cup a fart John almost threw up because he just inhaled air that seconds before was inside my butthole and near my turds.
by farts are funny March 9, 2010
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Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!
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The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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A cached hit.
A hit composed of ash, weed, and resin.
A risky hit.
A cached hit.
A hit composed of ash, weed, and resin.
A risky hit.
History of the fabian.
During a live smoke session, Fabian asks "Who's got the bowl?" Lucas says, "I do. But you don't want to hit this, it's cached." With a look of determination Fabian replied... "There's ALWAYS a hit left," and proceeded without hesitation. Resulting in a MONSTER hit that tasted like shit and left him with a mouthful of ash.
It takes a real man to pull a fabian!
Jon: Yo do you want a fabian?
Zac: Is there any pot left?
Jon: Yeah.
Zac: Hell no! Pack it up!
Jon: Yo do you want a fabian?
Zac: Is there any pot left?
Jon: No.
Zac: Yea give me that shit!
We're out of that fire :( but... We can pull some fabians. :\
Nick attempted to pull a fabian, failed, and got a mouthful of ash.
Confucius Say: "One can tell a lot by the size of a man's fabian."
Confucius Say: "In times of need with no weed, a fabian indeed!"
Confucius Say: "A fabian a day, keeps the dealer away."
During a live smoke session, Fabian asks "Who's got the bowl?" Lucas says, "I do. But you don't want to hit this, it's cached." With a look of determination Fabian replied... "There's ALWAYS a hit left," and proceeded without hesitation. Resulting in a MONSTER hit that tasted like shit and left him with a mouthful of ash.
It takes a real man to pull a fabian!
Jon: Yo do you want a fabian?
Zac: Is there any pot left?
Jon: Yeah.
Zac: Hell no! Pack it up!
Jon: Yo do you want a fabian?
Zac: Is there any pot left?
Jon: No.
Zac: Yea give me that shit!
We're out of that fire :( but... We can pull some fabians. :\
Nick attempted to pull a fabian, failed, and got a mouthful of ash.
Confucius Say: "One can tell a lot by the size of a man's fabian."
Confucius Say: "In times of need with no weed, a fabian indeed!"
Confucius Say: "A fabian a day, keeps the dealer away."
by Fellowship of the Fabian January 5, 2010
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There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!
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