turkey blisters

Booze, alcoholic beverages

Hey man, I'm thirsty for some turkey blisters!

by Anonymiss April 3, 2006

turkey neck

when a girl gets on her knees facing up with her mouth wide open and a guy puts his ball sac down in her mouth, but she doesnt suck, so it dangles and she tries to say "gobble gobble."
also see: chicken neck

rob; man that was fun last night
joe; yeah i turkey necked that girl
rob; no way!! nice!

by geo shape small guy September 18, 2009

turkey dinner

having sex in a place usually reserved for fancy guests and parties.

wellington wordsworth: my, what a magnificent meal.

lady blackwell: Thank you. Why, just the other day, i had my own turkey dinner on this very table.

by noodlenightmare November 3, 2010

turkey shoot

When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

I gave her a turkey shoot, took a photo and put it on the internet!! pwnd!!11!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

turkey surprise

To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.

When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise

by TearDrop February 8, 2004

Jive Turkey

Literally means a pig language in early Africa. Only known by a few tribes that still speak in clicks today and are very uncivilized.

Wow, i thought jive turkey died out a long time ago.

by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006

Turkey Fucker

Matt isn't a Turkey Fucker, everyone who mentions the word Turkey to him is a fucktard!

Matt Does NOT fuck Turkey's - Harvey wants to though...!

by Mound December 6, 2004