teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.

"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."

by The sting May 29, 2014

turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.

Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.

by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014

ghost turd

To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop

I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd

by timberjaw February 2, 2015

ungrateful turd

Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time

Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad

by Topdeck July 4, 2015

Corker turd

The solid turd holding back the diarrhea. The solid turd before a blow out.

I thought everything was fine but once the corker turd passed, I couldn't get off the toilet.

by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.

"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"

by regdoss September 13, 2018