your family tree LGBT

Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap

Me: ur mom gay
Friend: no u
Me: your family tree LGBT
Friend: *fucking dies*

by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018

fun tree

when a man hold the women by her pussy while licking it n fingering her than another women gives him a blow job

i broke my back doing a fun tree

by Home March 22, 2008

Faggot Tree

Is a large family tree mostly made up of faggots or those that display faggot like behavior.

"Jims family tree is such a Faggot Tree ,the farther up you go the more faggots you will see." Said Dave

"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.

by Faggottron9000 November 16, 2016

go stand under a tree

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree

BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree

by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010

jamaican palm tree slam

female jumps off a palm tree onto the penis of a man

can u perform a jamaican palm tree slam on me please?

by Mr. Mercy August 6, 2011

out of your tree

1. Pissed as a fucking cunt.
2. Crazy, mental, weird.

1. "You were so outta yo' tree last night that yo' waz starting fights and shit."
2. "Man your'e outta yo' tree, get off tha fucking goey mate."

by Diego September 11, 2003

Christmas Tree

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)

dude i totally got christmas treed last night.

by coheed92 October 18, 2010