shit on toast

an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

by mojo July 25, 2004

toaster strudel

when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...

that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week

by crazy tits October 7, 2009

burnt toast

expression used the same way as "that sucks"

Princy: gosh you're so smart

Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.

Princy: oh, burnt toast.

by Amanda Kristine March 29, 2009

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

by Jay Young February 20, 2005

Toast

A dry sarcastic asshole

"After the teacher failed us, his new name was toast."

by Tripod August 8, 2004

toast

1. Guns
2. Something/Someone, or an event getting fucked up or ending.

" Like when the cops come you never hide your toast " GhostFace Killah's "One"

" Dam, my career is toast. "

by GhostFace_Chigga November 10, 2006

toaster waffles

the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs

When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.

by bcrox May 6, 2008