Top Cop

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013

Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain July 24, 2008

top romin

When a guy is having anal sex and he goes to take a piss and he pisses out the shit and it makes it look like noodles.

jim had anal sex with kayla and he pissed out top romin.

by Scarface893 May 23, 2011

top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022

lap-topping

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.

He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.

by james8warlock July 22, 2011

dortgen on top

Referring to dort’s “dortgen” which is the best alt gen out there

“Yo bro where u get your alts from?

I got mine from Kingalts. Wbu?

Broo i got mine from Dortgen. Its just better. Dortgen on top!!!

by NobleKnight706 October 13, 2022

Top Shagger

Owen Porter

Oi there’s Owen what a top shagger

by Vegetation shagger October 31, 2018