Textcapade

a textual escapade; a wild and oftentimes illicit text message episode through a series of text messages

My phone was blowing up last night! I had a textcapade with three drunk chicks

Textcapade by Xhausted_RBM March 17, 2009

Textually Challenged 

One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.

Hey, invite Billy to hang out with us.

I did, I texted him 20 minutes ago.

Yo you have to call him, he's textually challenged.

Textually Challenged by The Coon or Mysterion April 4, 2009

textpionage 

n. The act of subversively acquiring another person's cell phone and sending text messages to his or her contacts pretending to be the owner of the cell phone.

"Dude, I just got a booty text from Sally."
"No way, she's too much of a prude."
"You don't suspect..." (cue spy theme music)
"Textpionage!"

textpionage by DGray July 16, 2009

Textjaculation 

Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds.

"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."

Textjaculation by Jaegermeister101 April 15, 2010

Texting Chameleon 

Similar to a social chameleon, a texting chameleon is someone who may change how they talk or behave in certain online environments/group chats.

For example, a texting chameleon may adopt different slang that they normally wouldn't use outside of that particular circle of people.

Texting Chameleon by Sashay Away July 13, 2020

Caveman Texting 

The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting

person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me

Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...

Caveman Texting by HandOfEris May 4, 2010

wagner texting 

multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.

Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.

wagner texting by the friend with limited texts October 11, 2013