Chels T'd

The act of dupping your current boyfriend, then going to your boyfriends friend and having sexual encounters with him, then going back to your ex and having sexual encounters with him as well.

Wow, broski you just got so Chels T'd!!

by a cool nigga kid yo November 13, 2009

c0pyc@t n00b

Stupid lifeless computer retard that tries to copy everything you say and make it seem original

I SEE YOU C0PYC@T N00B WAITING TO DEFINE THIS AGAIN.

by tehn00bpwner December 2, 2010

i couldn't give a rat's ass

I don't care.

I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.

by PA McFalls May 1, 2016

I can’t sweem

I Can’t Sweem is a term often used when Denki can’t swim. You can never go wrong when you can’t Sweem

*at the beach*
Alien Queen: Happy Birthday Denki!

Denki looking at the water with floatys on his arms crying out: I can’t sweem

by Bakguo is my father April 16, 2019

Can Don't

Opposite of "Can Do" people. All of those most annoying people you work with who portray themselves as MVP's of the company when in fact the don't actually make anything happen. They just say they do. Oddly this affects most people in Marketing and Sales.

"Oh man. Gary keeps pubulishing to-do lists for everyone else in the office instead of actually doing anything constructive."

"I know. The dude's a real "Can Don't".

by Gmaxx January 28, 2013

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."

{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}

A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.

Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"

by Chadifsher2423 July 31, 2017

can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

by Tedro357 April 13, 2009