Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

Premature Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

My space ripped kid

My space ripped kids are basically teenagers usally between the ages of 13-17 that think there "ripped" or "buff" from having low body fat thus giving them a pothetic "six pack" that is only due to malnutrition. They generally have forearms no bigger than 5" inches and have no muscle tone at all. They are often in emo, skater boy and weird kid group. These idiots think there "six pack" gives them a right to take excess pictures of themselfs shirtless and post it on myspace/facebook. Total tools. often found on body building websites either trying to show off there "six packs" or asking on advice to get bigger biceps but not actually wanting to be really in shape.

1. My space ripped kid: I'm so sexy I have t3h six pax0rz!!!1

Real athlete: stfu you fucking tool and go back to puking in a toilet you emo skater prick
2. *body building looks at my space ripped kids profile* GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ.

by Sexybeast293 July 6, 2009

He Can Breathe In Space

A phrase for anyone who seems able to do anything, or able to do something amazing and uber.

Comes from the comic Shortpacked!, in which it was used to describe Batman.

"Dude, did Iroh just firebend LIGHTNING??"
"He's the Dragon of the West! He can breathe in space!"

by Carol Anne Parma February 17, 2007

shaquille o'neal space dunk

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010

space shuttle door gunner

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel (air force) who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.

Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.

by JonathanH October 13, 2005

Spiritual Space Junk

When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.

I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!

by Mamahipster November 2, 2011