Sequin Sausage

A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.

"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.

"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."

by Gipssie April 13, 2014

horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately

He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman

by Weetyswip August 11, 2015

dog sausage

When Breakfastmash takes something funny into the realm of assholiness stupidity.

Go die in a hole, dog sausage.

by L1V1NGD3TH August 10, 2016

Fat sausage in my yum bucket

A euphemism for sex.

Sarah: "What are you doing this weekend, Kate?"

Kate: "I'm going to get me some fat sausage in my yum bucket!"

by ProfessorPlay May 14, 2016

kosher sausage

A Jewish man's penis

He has a huge kosher sausage

by EatMyKnob May 16, 2016

German Sausage Drop

During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.

My grampa ran out of grenades in world war 2 so he used the german sausage drop strategy .

by WikiofRodos July 8, 2016

side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016