Matthew P 

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap

Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape

Matthew P by notaboomer9000 November 30, 2019

Matthew Alexander

The ultimate definition of what a bae should be. The embodiment of bae. Having qualities such that bae has no reason to go with anyone else. Sexy, intelligent baealicious. A perfect 9 on the bae-o-meter.

He is such a Matthew Alexander; all the baes want to be with him.

Matthew Alexander by God of Baes September 20, 2014

Matthew Williams

A cute chubby kid who has a nice dick and is gay. His type is black Muslims and he loves sucking their dick

Oh Matthew suck it suck it good
That such a Matthew Williams

Matthew Williams by Mattlovehew May 8, 2019

matthew stafford 

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

matthew stafford by TomFree87 November 3, 2019

Matthew Pierce 

Dumbass who thinks he shit but really he aint. Wears glasses that look too big and is annoying af.

i hate Matthew Pierce.

Matthew Pierce by blackniggerinthacity December 13, 2016

matthew young

A robot

The government did not know that the Matthew young was a robot, yet.

matthew young by Conspiracy buster April 20, 2017

matthew mullins 

Matthew Mullins is a person that you will like forever and never forget them they usually like people that are funny pretty and kind.

Matthew Mullins is lovable and caring

matthew mullins by Donny Hamper December 18, 2017