When you and your girls are trying to get your freak on. And more than one homie tries to grind on yo shit. Then you can't decide which hung mofo to put yo shit on. You in a bind/mandicament.
Yo Leroy is stacked on my left. And Keeshawn is poppin on my rizzle. Which one do I pick. Fuck this Mandicament!
by unicycles in toyland February 24, 2010
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by timberlandfoil March 6, 2010
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A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.
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by makingnoises March 21, 2010
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I witnessed my brother come home to his wife and read her "stupid women jokes" off of his iPhone. When she retorted wittingly to each one, reversing its intended gender "dis", he frustratingly extorted: "I'd like to submit a mandendum", to which we both replied: "Too late".
by Dawnsy June 20, 2010
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