Land turtle

by May 11, 2022
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dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
by PikeTU February 12, 2018
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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Land Record

The amount of times that someone has been on the (usually receiving end) of sexual intercourse.
We've only just begun to have sex last night, and he's already trying for a new land record on my bottom.
by Paradoxismminant May 15, 2010
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land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.
damn ! land van tommy le, you the man
by November 23, 2021
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land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.
by zpack November 20, 2021
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dervish land

dervish land is the land of the dhulbahante
its dervish land
by readyforthemoon55 August 12, 2020
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