Sandman's Kiss

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes while they sleep, so when they wake up to rub the sleep out of their eyes they discover the sandman's kiss

I thought my eyes were just really sticky this morning but it turned out Ben just gave me a Sandman's Kiss last night.

by Higryho March 6, 2022

Morvells Kiss

The act of someone spreading their ass cheeks and placing their sphincter on your lips

Holy shit man I totally Morvells Kissed tracey last night

Fuck said Jesse I'd hate to get a Morvells Kiss off Jay

by Famalama June 24, 2016

Napulitan Kisses

A kiss that feels like a bite of the best pizza you’ve ever had.

Lia: sending Napulitan kisses

by Euphoriasgone November 7, 2020

bff kiss

A kiss given by your "best friend" who probably likes you.

Awww, need a BFF kiss?

by FWB? April 5, 2017

Neptune's kiss

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye

"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"

by AuroV February 10, 2018

Kiss a bear!

Curse phrase used instead of, "Fuck You".

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, except bears, bears will fucking kill you, so kiss a bear!

Sam: "You look like shit today."
Fred: "Kiss a bear!"

by Geekdad666 April 18, 2018

kiss can

Vagina.

Gary went down on the 'ol kiss can.

by Mr.Dog February 19, 2014