JohnnyTheCunt

When someone is being a real dick and you have no other words, you simply use this

OMFG, dude he is such a JohnnyTheCunt

by CookieMonster_69 March 21, 2013

jonnye factor

1: a non-mathematical constant that when applied to any word, phrase or conversation, reduces (or elevates, depending on your perspective) that word, phrase or conversation to its lowest (or highest) level of graphic sexual innuendo; the lower (or upper) limit is yet to be discovered.

Driver 1: "Should I get off at this exit?"
Driver 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Yes."
Driver 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"Only if you brought some lube and a wet-wipe."

Person 1: "Boy, I had a hard day."
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Gosh, sorry to hear that."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"At your age, I'd think you'd be celebrating, not complaining!"

Person 1: "Wow, did you see that horse peeing over there?!?"
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Oh, my."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"...(gazing and smiling nostalgically)...why, yes... yes, I did..."

by JurisPrudence March 9, 2005

Jonny is an Ambulance

Notorious punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland. Known for playing random gigs and getting horribly drunk in the process.

"I went to a Jonny is an Ambulance gig last night. Those guys were ballbagged!"

by JISA FAN June 17, 2009

Jonny 42

Jonny 42 is basically God of all people and Gods. He owns all the kids.

We all love Jonny 42

by Eivsleiv42 September 18, 2020

johnywad

Huge porn star John Holmes alias

Huge star Johny Wad's creamy cum shots buttered Sadie Fuchs tits and ass!

by Spuge May 14, 2005

jhonny

Jhonny is the type of guy who is funny asf and always makes u laugh.he is a real type of nigga the type of nigga who will ride for what is his.he is passionate for basketball and he is actually pretty good at it .he has curly hair.he can dress and he raw asf.he always has many girls on him but he dosent care bc he only cares for his girlfriend.he loves his parents but likes to fight a lot.he is so fineee.

have u seen jhonny i wish he was my boyfriend

by ghosttt0909 January 18, 2019

Jonny G

The coolest entity in the universe, which wouldnt say no to a long night of love-making right now.

Q. Is it hot in here, or is it because i sub-conciously heard someone say 'Jonny G'?

A. Well if you just creamed your pants then your must have experienced the 'Jonny G'

by Jonny Gale May 16, 2006