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New Jersey Volcano

First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.
Last night my girl gave me a New Jersey Volcano.
New Jersey Volcano by Tango47 September 29, 2022

New Jersey 

A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco
Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!

White Jersey 

v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.
The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.
White Jersey by New Edina Bailey January 31, 2023

New Jersey Cheesecake 

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

New Jersey Turnpike 

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike

New Jersey Nightgown 

An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.
"Dude, I went to Walmart to buy a Bon Jovi CD and I saw 6 people wearing a New Jersey Nightgown.