Jersey Tango

The Jersey Tango is when two cars from Jersey try to merge into the same lane, but stop half way when they both notice each other. However, neither give up the lane for the other, and both are occupying the same lane until one stands down.

Cars doing the Jersey Tango is just an average commute on the Garden State Parkway.

by blkbm January 21, 2024

jersey burner

When you titty fuck a chick and leave a shit stain on her stomach.

I was titty fucking this chick after I ate tacos and gave her a jersey burner

by Serluke145 July 28, 2014

Jersey

A girl who is rather smart and nice, but can also be wild and lit. A person who has the name "Jersey" can think that she is ugly, when in truth everyone thinks she is beautiful.

Random boy: "Damn, that girl is wild!"
Random boy's friend: "Man, That's because her name is Jersey."

by Tardisofatimelord August 13, 2017

Jersey Farmer

A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.

A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.

Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”

by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022

Jersey shore

A bunch of fucked up whores

Jersey Shore can't pull the ace card

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Jersey Joe

Jersey Joe is an italian american born tiktok and instagram influencer. Born Joequavius J. Joseph, he is most known for his incredibly fucking stupid dance that he repeats over and over while simultaneously leeching off of the success of "The Costco Guys" also known as AJ & BigJustice andor "We Bring the Boom" by repeating those said "fucking stupid" dance moves. Joequavius is a curse and burden to all who happen to come across his hip gyrating, leg stomping, spinning shenanigans and should be moved along with the entire state of New Jersey to an island as close to Pyongyang as possible.

Jersey Joe's tiktok's make me uncomfortable.

by JerseyJoeLover January 8, 2025

New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.

Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?

by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021