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Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
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butter jerky

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.
by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018
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a jergy

A Jergy is a large black male but is truly white on the inside. He is upsest with girls and is always asking for help but nothing just ever seems to workout in denial. He also lies a lot!
Your a jergy!
by JergyLover69 January 23, 2018
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Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.
Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.
by Milkmanluv February 6, 2018
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stiff jerky

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky
by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018
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lerky jerky

Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?
Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.

Girl2: ewwwey
by Miyah G. May 28, 2018
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Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.
My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.
by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018
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