The sexual act of pleasing yourself by using an already eaten or half eaten corn cob and inserting it into ones anus.
Ryan: Dude why are you limping like that?
Jake: I went to a Dropkick Murphy's concert last night and someone gave me a Jakel Snakel!
Ryan: Gross man!
Jake: I went to a Dropkick Murphy's concert last night and someone gave me a Jakel Snakel!
Ryan: Gross man!
by Little Goat syrup February 10, 2010
Get the Jakel Snakel mug.The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.
Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Also known as a "Parrish Pass"
Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"
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The amazing friend who is athletic, sweet, caring, trustworthy, and cute. He is incredible and one of the best people you could ever be friends with.
I wanted to buy Jake Montbleau a carnation for Valentine's day but they had ran out. This made me feel guilty because Jake is the kind of guy you wasted to get a carnation for.
by Neinee February 12, 2014
Get the Jake Montbleau mug.a little shit that is horny all the time. he eat sleeps and breaths horny emotions. usually jakes are found jerking off to whale noises or found having deep conversations with sexy mother fuckers (me).
"Last night Jake tried to stick it in my mouth but i just bit the tip off" -Teanna
"I knew he was a horndog he lives on horning road for crying out loud" -Billy
"I should have know better" -Teanna
"He is a cutie tho ===3" -Billy
"I knew he was a horndog he lives on horning road for crying out loud" -Billy
"I should have know better" -Teanna
"He is a cutie tho ===3" -Billy
by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016
Get the jake mug.A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."
"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."
"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
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Get the jake wakely mug.A dumbass show off if is gay but often has the sauce u can give him that. He takes penis pills because his penis is so small. He watches gay porn poems and can’t beat his dick because his penis is so small
There’s Jake with a small penis
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