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Beard balm Tuesday

A woman taking oral pleasure to the point of release and can still make it to work Wednesday morning.
I got beard balm Tuesday to the point of not walking and still made it to work the next day.
by RoyalGun November 22, 2025
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Beard Raid

A lot of beards smashing beard to beard.
We had a Beard Raid at the gymnasium today.
by MunchoMan December 8, 2025
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Green Beard Altruism

Greenbeard altruism is a fascinating concept in evolutionary biology that attempts to explain the evolution of altruistic behavior. It proposes that a single gene (or a set of tightly linked genes) can be responsible for three distinct traits: a noticeable signal or "tag" (like a green beard), recognition of that signal in others, and altruistic behavior directed towards those with the same signal. This allows individuals to selectively cooperate with others who share the same gene, even if they are not related. 1 While the "green beard" example is hypothetical, there are real-world examples of this phenomenon in various organisms, highlighting the potential for cooperation to arise through mechanisms beyond kin selection.
Green beard altruism, while theoretically possible, is rarely observed in nature due to the complex requirements of a single gene controlling the signal, recognition, and altruistic behavior.
by The Counterintuitive Words February 10, 2025
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Green Beard

In the context of Deep Rock Galactic

A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
“How to go from green beard to grey beard driller deep rock galactic 2025!”
by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025
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Beard Tings

Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.

Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes
Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!
by Beard Tings November 24, 2021
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Beard

A boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.
Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

And
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
by nurdygurl June 10, 2024
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