Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.

I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.

by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024

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Bender goggles

Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.

Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.

Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to

take your man card off you bruv. LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamiecheese February 18, 2026

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David Goggins

A fucking unit

Yure Gail Laurent: Yo? Is that David Goggins?
Yale Gail Laurent: Yeah!

by CimmerisIsm February 11, 2025

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Haider Goggins

Sigma nr.1. A man with the worlds best mentality. He wakes up before Ashton Hall everyday, and runs a Death Valley Race every morning and evening. He games, chats and watch TV. He also plays football, and he's secretly CR7. He's also the best rizzler with 10000 aura points.

Person 1: I am better than you.
Person 2: F..ck you, I am Haider Goggins

by SkibidiHaider1 April 3, 2025

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Rally Goggles

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”

"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"

by OC2025 July 21, 2025

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