Miami Dade college 

One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.

Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.

Miami Dade college by HL.amqe May 7, 2019

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Don't let the partying reputation fool you; yes it is a blast at Mount Saint Mary's. The best-kept secret though is all the power players you'll meet down the road who went there! For some reason, Mounties clean up real good and pull in some sick paychecks. And, more importantly, they are undyingly loyal and take care of their own.

Mount Saint Mary's College/University graduates are, for example, senior officials with the FBI, Directorate of National Intelligence, Attorneys, CEOs of major corporations and very active in Maryland politics

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by To the Mount! April 4, 2008

Boston College

A School full of Collar-popped pink polo wearing trust fund babies that think they are smart...

BC Student: I go to Boston College
Every other Bostonian: No shit...

Boston College by Harry B October 18, 2004

Union College

Union is a school for the elite who like to get trashed. Just because we're not an Ivy, dont think for a second that were not smarter than you... because we are. We also party harder than you. We kill kegs in frats, get blacked out in bars, and destroy dorm buildings. Greek life rules the school. We go to frats on weekends and bars on Wednesdays. We're the #13 party school in the nation and proud of it. We drive foreign whips (and im not talkin about toyotas) and blow a ton of money on drugs and alcohol every week. We maintain 90% of Schenectady's economy, concider it charity work - your welcome. We go to class just to kill time, and we know deep down everyone wishes they were more like us

Union College is so fratty, and they got so much steez!

Union College by BtrThnU_13 December 19, 2009

Grove City College 

Weirdest, most inconsiderate, assholes in western Pennsylvania. Able to spot a GCC student by simply finding the people suffocating on their own asshole.

James: Hey man, i go to Grove City College! Do you love jesus as much as i pretend i do?
Steven: Get away from me you pretentious assfuck

Grove City College by Biblebasher245 December 12, 2013

Siena College

The best, top ranked college in the Capital Region of New York. Ranked in the top 7% of universities and colleges in the entire country.

The epitome of a work-hard play hard school with the hottest-classiest people.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Siena College"
Person 1: *Damnn, I wish I got in there, but instead I'm stuck at fucking UAlbany with a bunch of trashy whores"

Siena College by SaintsGirl2015 August 6, 2011

The College of New Jersey 

While Blee (from New Brunswick, NOT Ewing, where the College is located) makes some good points about TCNJ inflating its image, he makes some broad assumptions that are not really true. TCNJ is a great college for prospective teachers, and is well-connected with schools in New Jersey. The amount of hands-on time you get teaching at TCNJ is great, and is something you won't find many other places (like Rutgers). Like it or not, TCNJ is getting national (not just local) attention. It has been put on the Barron's list of the top 75 most competitive colleges. I don't know about the rest of the faculty, but the music faculty is diverse and knowledgable, and all have outstanding merits.

That being said, TCNJ babies its students more that most colleges, and the housing situation is not very good for upperclassmen. The administration is practically retarded, and the parties are pretty terrible. The people are largely lame and apathetic, but you will find a sizeable amount of motivated, interesting people. If you are a motivated person you will find TCNJ to be very useful if you don't mind wading through some bullshit.

The College of New Jersey is not what its faculty or critics make it out to be.

The College of New Jersey by Kid Nimbus July 31, 2008