Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time

Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks

by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011

stupid o'clock

Something you say when an in-bred redneck asks you the time

In-bred redneck: "What's the time on that there portable counting clok you is wearing?"

You: "Stupid o'Clock."

by uncleboonie February 15, 2004

chooking

To grab one's "stuff," or crotchal region.
i.e. adjusting one's genitals and/or penis and/or undergarments

James, quit chooking it in front of the girls. It's really distasteful.

by Michael Pelech September 3, 2009

Strawberry Clock Version 2

The second coming of Strawberry Clock, the King of the Newgrounds.com portals. Hails the original Strawberry Clock (Version 1) all the time.

If the original Strawberry Clock is God, Strawberry Clock V2 is Jesus.

by Daniel Green August 6, 2003

Grandfather Clock

The grandfather clock is performed while suspended in the air, generally with the help of 2 others. It is when you are hovering above a sleeping persons face with your dick and/or balls hanging directly over their face, waking them with either a slap or a loud noise (preferably similar to a grandfather clock striking the hour).

Dude, Robb ba ba brain'd me, so I'm gonna get him back tonight with a grandfather clock.

by Azzypoo September 16, 2011

chook

when sliced pepperoni has bits of the meat sleeve left around the edges

Dude, this sandwich is nasty, the pepperoni still has chooks

by pepperoni john April 13, 2009

3 am alarm clock

when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.

Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.

Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?

by Zerkiahh October 27, 2011