Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"

I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

Canadian Proposal

As per Theo Von: "When you moon your buddy that is passed out in a chair."

Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.

I took a photo of Will Sasso giving his buddy a Canadian Proposal, and he didn't recognize his own asshole.

by cryptk33pr December 21, 2018

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

Canadian Maverick

When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.

I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.

by Fudreaux October 19, 2011

Canadian lumberjack

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

Canadian corn

Its when 1 guy is blowing another guy with a mouth full of corn until he cums but has to eat the corn after

Hey buddy wanna go make some canadian corn

by Mayonnaise.28 August 31, 2022