Bonzi Buddy

King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.

Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!

by The Great Vandoo September 11, 2004

bone thugs n harmony

only true thugz of thieveland

bone aint just in dis 4 life dey in dis 4 ever!!

by stan cook September 21, 2003

Cone-or-bone

After consuming a gross but filling meal in a college cafeteria, a student must attempt to locate cones for ice cream- if none are found, he/she must get action from (bone) someone of the opposite sex within 24 hours.

"Dude, were there any cones left?"

"Nope, looks like imma have to nail that blonde over by the salad bar givin' me the eye"

"Ah, your loyalty to cone-or-bone is incredible"

by nudedude69 September 30, 2009

boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

by heptune June 15, 2006

Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.

Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"

by goodone! June 13, 2008

Bonerworthy

To be worthy of making you get a hard on.

"Dayum man, that Charlene sure is bonerworthy."
"I agree bro, Farleigh is too" ;)

by Farlene November 27, 2009