Booger Monkey

A booger monkey is a regional American colloquialism that historically refers to a mischievous or frightening hobgoblin-like creature, often described in Appalachian folklore as a hairy, black-colored spirit or "wood booger" that haunts the deep forest. While the term is frequently used today as a playful nickname for a messy child, its older roots link it to "prohibition myths" designed to scare children into staying indoors after dark to avoid being caught by such monsters. In more modern, vulgar slang, the phrase can also mock an individual perceived as unhygienic, specifically implying they are someone who eats boogers.

Damn booger monkey on their speakerphone in public again.

by 2B2M February 15, 2026

Badger

Pool shot. Not one bank. Not two banks. But THREE banks!

No way, you didn’t call that badger, you flukie bastard you.

by TheOLBarefootTom February 19, 2026

Booger jewelry

A Septum piercing is just booger jewelry.

Amy was hot until she adorned that booger jewelry!

by Bullet$ March 5, 2026

Booger jewelry

A Septum piercing is just booger jewelry.

Amy was hot until she adorned that booger jewelry!

by Bullet$ March 5, 2026

booger sounding

when you freeze a booger and use it as a sounding rod

"bro me and my girl tried this new crazy thing last night"
"what was it twin"
"it's called booger sounding it's fire"
"kill yourself"

by skibidirizzlergyat July 15, 2025

bedgerotting

The dying feeling you get on your bed after a long exhausting day.

P1: Sup chat am in bedge after a long day of werk.
P2: am also bedgerotting away

by anonymous August 18, 2025

Boogerhog

Big fat girl ( or guy I guess ) who obviously eats anything around, including boogers.

Dude, when I spread that boogerhog's pussy lips- it was like opening a hot grilled cheese sandwich

by Philbert 88 September 13, 2025