Captin Beard

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1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005

jew beard

Scruff or a carefully maintained beard on a jewish male between the ages of 17-24. The jewish male with a "jew beard" is typically from Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey, Greenich, or the suburbs outside of Philidelphia. These jew beards are prominent for attracting jewish women and most women in general.

That kid with the scruff has a serious jew beard. Look at all the girls around him.

by JewishMale June 13, 2011

Neck beard

A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards

Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Beardophile

A bearded paedophile

See that beardophile on TV last night? Disgusting!

by Rossicos July 22, 2011

a man without a beard

a male without any facial hair that is a beard

gary wasnt a man without a beard because, for the very simple reason that he grew a beard when he was thirteen in order to plough into girls of his peer group however when he got to the age of 37 without having done any ploughing he realised he was a loser and he would have to use his hand instead

by david jizziman esq August 15, 2007

Dark Baird

The act of giving falatio to a male while having a "loaf" style haircut. After storing the semen in one's mouth the falatio giver spits the semen on a flat surface and then snorts into the nose with a curly straw.

Loaf boy loves giving dark Bairds to his co-workers.

by Joe Malochi April 25, 2006

Gingery Beard

When a man with normal hair has a bright red gingery beard. He also likes to hit his brothers girlfriend Julee. his brother does not seem to care but Ginger Brian is moving in on his woman.

That Gingery Beard Brian was hitting on Julee all of 2nd hour in study hall. Julee seemed to like it

by Ginger Police May 18, 2009