1 definition by Joe Malochi

The act of giving falatio to a male while having a "loaf" style haircut. After storing the semen in one's mouth the falatio giver spits the semen on a flat surface and then snorts into the nose with a curly straw.
Loaf boy loves giving dark Bairds to his co-workers.
by Joe Malochi April 7, 2006
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