boaty

Link to Boat Race/Face - an in fashion or popular thing to do/wear etc

"Does this clobber im wearing to Candy Club tonight look boaty or not"

by j.d89 August 12, 2009

Boats

1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.

In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

Banana Boating

The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.

If it weren't for the banana boating, Cheddar would have dropped that hoe a long time ago.

by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010

Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.

Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.

by niks luds March 15, 2010

Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

Discord Boats

Literally the greatest Discord bot list.

Guy 1: Ay yo we need sum of them bots, non of that top.gg nonsense
Guy 2: Hit up Discord Boats yea fam
Guy 1: fuck yeah bro we got mee6 an shit in here now

by applebottomjeansfan6969420 February 25, 2020

Motor-Boating

The act of making an engine noise when sticking your face in a woman's BOOBS.

Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008